Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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