I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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