So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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