Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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