Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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