that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He? As in you personified your dick?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
