your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I think people are normalizing furries
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