How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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