big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've blown a few things in my day
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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