never play flip cup with pint glasses
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
