I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
