i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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