I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
