So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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