Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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