Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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