I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
