i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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