when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i out mim tonsoeep
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
