He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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