ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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