Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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