This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
