I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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