She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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