we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home