they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He keeps bees of course he's weird
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?