She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I fill condoms, not promises.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me