dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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