why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What did we do last night that was yellow?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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