i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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