shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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