I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize