He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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