im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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