Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
she smelled like a LAN party
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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