How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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