I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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