I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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