just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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