I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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