...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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