I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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