i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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