would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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