its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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