Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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