Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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