spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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