This girl is more easily done than said...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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