at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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