he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
