i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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