glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I didn't notice because vodka
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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