in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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