Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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